Please Don’t Cum on My Little Pony©
By: Sheeny See this guy? Does he work for Hasbro? No. Is he a hipster artist? Maybe. Does he enjoy getting off to a cartoon program aimed at 4-9 year old girls? Yes. He is a Brony. He is going to defile those darling little toys with his gross penis. He’s so great and ironic … Read more
I See London…
Written By: Kat Over the past 25 years, my mother has dispensed all sorts of wisdom to me. Among the most important life lessons of all, she schooled me in wearing proper undergarments. Her advice was always very simple, she’s not much of a frills and bells type. Since summer is coming up– short skirts, … Read more
Spring Cleaning
Written By: Kat Following this past holiday season, I was feeling generally yucky. I was sluggish, my skin looked terrible, and I wasn’t ever full after meals, so I kept on munching sugar and cheese well into the night. I had entered into a cycle of bad eating which almost felt like an addiction. … Read more
Confusing Spring Fashion is Confusing
Written By: Kat There is a hint of warmth on the breeze and snow banks have receded to the furthest, dirtiest corners of the parking lots. It’s officially spring! Springtime brings me near tears with joy. After the stark monochrome landscape of winter, who isn’t fully anxious for those little green leaf buds to appear … Read more
