Confusing Spring Fashion is Confusing
Written By: Kat There is a hint of warmth on the breeze and snow banks have receded to the furthest, dirtiest corners of the parking lots. It’s officially spring! Springtime brings me near tears with joy. After the stark monochrome landscape of winter, who isn’t fully anxious for those little green leaf buds to appear … Read more
Ten Things Your Man Doesn’t Understand
Written By: Lisa LaLa 1.) Two-sided fashion tape 2.) Veggie burgers 3.) What to do with cotton balls 4.) Root Lifter 5.) Us Weekly magazine 6.) Your headband collection 7.) Warm and cool tones 8.) Good boob days 9.) Most songs by Jewel 10.) Your current Pinterest obsession
Who Wore It Best?
Written By: Kat We’re back on jeans again. I know, we covered topless denim last month, but colored denim is by far my favorite up-and-coming fashion trend this spring. The only thing better than a cute girl with a great ass filling out a pair of jeans, is a cute girl with a great ass … Read more
Wakey, Wakey
Written By: Miss Ashley D I am a twenty five year old woman residing in my parents’ basement in a bellying out suburb in Upstate New York. I possess a General Equivalency Diploma which has defined me as a peer to any and all who managed to waltz across the stage at their high school … Read more
How To: Squirting
Written By: Sister Sylvia There are fantasy creatures, like unicorns and mermaids. There are things people claim exist, like Big Foot. Then there is female ejaculation, which is the controversial alien abduction of orgasms. I assure you people, it really happens! Female ejaculation DOES exist! It is amazing how few people seem to understand … Read more
Hey, Girl, Hey!
Written By: Kat Hitting it off with women is perhaps one of the greatest civil challenges females face. Our gender is hardwired to identify the difference between women who will contribute to and enrich our lives, and those who are just out to get theirs. As girls, we are familiar with the way other ladies … Read more
Rhythm Is How It All Begins
Written By: Miss Ashley D. For many days now my mind has been entertaining the idea of birth. I have no desire to participate in birth in any way. I enjoy the glowing neon ‘No Vacancy’ sign that hangs above my womb. I have little interest in donning a hospital gown and cap and subjecting … Read more
Dino-Rawr
Written By: Sheeny It’s springtime and for those of us raised in the Judeo-Christian culture that means Easter or Passover time. For some of us lucky pizza bagels we get to do both. That’s a lot of trips to the relatives’ isn’t it? What to bring? I like to make my special non-denominational pro-evolution cakes. … Read more
Confession of a Guys Girl
Written By: Bettie Camaro Sometimes I feel like I’ve spent the majority of my life in a man’s world. I know some will argue that the whole world is a man’s world, I disagree. But we can get to that later. I’m not sure if it would fall under the category of nature or nurture … Read more
Get in Shape Girl
Written by: Sheeny Spring is here and while that could mean put on anything from your airiest sundress to your puffiest North Face, one thing is for sure: It’s almost summer and you need to be hot. Some steps our editors’ have gathered to get you there: Crash Diet: Sure, it’s best to eat sensibly … Read more
Can Haz IUD?
Written By: Bettie Camaro I was born in the mid 80s, grew up mostly in the 90s, and entered the world in the late 2000s era meaning I pretty much missed all of women’s suffrage. Sure, cases of discrimination still exist, but I was born with the right to vote, privilege to attend the college … Read more
