Ask A Nerd: Questions Answered Periodically by an Angry Male
Written By: Male Correspondent #1 Do you often get panicked about wrinkles on your face? Wait, are you saying I have wrinkles? I don’t have wrinkles! I’m still young and handsome! (This is where I go steal the wife’s fancy expensive facial creams and use a ridiculous amount on my face and then she gets … Read more
Fuck Your Fleece
Written By: Barb For some unknown reason, some men and women think that it is acceptable to wear various patterns of fleece pajama pants in public. They wear PJs to walk their dog, to the grocery store, to the mall, and to deliver food to people who are dressed better while eating takeout late at … Read more
Coach Neurosis
Written By: Kat This Christmas, I received from my mother an emerald green Coach bag. It is embossed leather with brass fixtures. It’s the perfect size and color and style. I love the bag, it’s super gorgeous– which is exactly why I have not even used it. I have never owned a Nice Handbag in … Read more
Footwear Panic: Snow Stress
Written By: Barb Selecting the perfect pair of winter boots can be one of the most stressful tasks for a lady. Especially a lady who lives in a climate where it may snow two feet one day and then sixty five degrees three days later. In an ideal situation, all the ladies all over the … Read more
What Should I Wear to Vote?
Written By: Kat Every four years, we ladies get handed an additional responsibility when contemplating our fall fashion choices. I am speaking, of course, of the crucial election day outfit. Now, you could theoretically just schlepp to the polls in your rattiest sweatpants and threadbare Loony Tunes character shirt; as long as you are voting, … Read more
Fall Fashion Rundown
Written By: Kat Autumn is winding down, and it’s time to review my favorite trends from the 2012 season. After a rough summer of bad hemlines and high-waisted cutoffs, I welcomed the layering possibilities cooler weather brings. Graphic-print Sweaters: The dissolution of hipster culture into mainstream music, art, and fashion has created this … Read more
WHO WORE IT BEST?
Written By: Kat We all get that occasional urge to overhaul our appearance. For some, this desire can be placated by adding a few new items to the closet, or trying a new way of doing your makeup. For others, only a new piercing or tattoo will suffice. In Hollywood, ladies have historically taken a … Read more
Ask A Nerd
Written By: Male Correspondent #1 What is one thing a woman should never, under any circumstances, say to a man? That would definitely depend on the man. Everyone has their own insecurities and if you want to really piss someone off, finding one of those and then preying on it is a good start. If … Read more
WHO WORE IT BEST: Pencil Skirts
Written By: Kat This autumn is all about business. Everywhere, we are seeing ladies in structured blazers, ruffled blouses, and those tiny vests that don’t make a whole lot of sense, but are kind of awesome anyway. In the seasonal spirit, this month’s “Who Wore It Best” is a little look at which celebrities mean … Read more
An Ode to Fall Footwear
Written By: Kat I have never been an autumn enthusiast. The turning leaves are pretty for like a week, but mostly the fall is a cold, wet reminder that everything is dying and winter will bury us all soon. A bit morbid, perhaps, but I live in western NY, which is practically Canada, which is … Read more
I Hate What You Wore This Summer
Written By: Kat Summer is my favorite season. I love the sunshine and flowers, I love the warmth, the humidity, and I usually love the fashion. This year, however, I am experiencing an internal dilemma: while I am enjoying this fabulous weather, my eyes are so ready for the muted tones and fitted styles of … Read more
