Footwear Panic: Snow Stress
Written By: Barb Selecting the perfect pair of winter boots can be one of the most stressful tasks for a lady. Especially a lady who lives in a climate where it may snow two feet one day and then sixty five degrees three days later. In an ideal situation, all the ladies all over the … Read more
Pantyliner Prophecies: Your November WhoreAScope
Written By: Barbie ARIES: Although you are feeling very distracted this month, you still have an overwhelming desire to accomplish as many goals as possible. Because November is a great month for knitting, you may want to kick this month off at your favorite craft store. Nobody expects much from you this month, anyway. TAURUS: … Read more
Fall Fashion Rundown
Written By: Kat Autumn is winding down, and it’s time to review my favorite trends from the 2012 season. After a rough summer of bad hemlines and high-waisted cutoffs, I welcomed the layering possibilities cooler weather brings. Graphic-print Sweaters: The dissolution of hipster culture into mainstream music, art, and fashion has created this … Read more
Follicle Follies: Nature’s Gate Awapuhi Volumizing Conditioner
Written By: Kat Since I spent my whole last column lamenting the dubious functionality of most hair care products, I would like to discuss a product I love. Natures Gate Awapuhi Volumizing Conditioner. About two years ago, Herbal Essences decided to randomly revamp their formulas, including their “Totally Twisted” lavender vanilla scented conditioner. They kept … Read more
How To: Hook Up With A Girl
Written By: Sister Sylvia I know you’ve thought about it. Your girl friends are attractive, well dressed, and hilarious. Who WOULDN’T think about having sex with them? The girls on the subway seem so confident, your hair dresser has awesome boobs, and the waitress at the restaurant has this mischievous little smile. Sometimes even the … Read more
Do Something, Anything!
Written By: Miss Ashley D. Life is consistently presenting us with choices. And if all the multitude of decisions life hands us for free is not enough, we’ve also been granted quite the knack for creating our own. For leaving things open. Allowing ourselves option. We leave strings untied, buttons undone; the teeth of zippers … Read more
Guys vs Girls
Written By: Bettie Camaro Three weeks ago, my boyfriend and I took the plunge and moved in together. We’ve known each other for years and have an unusually amazing foundation of mutual respect and open communication so it’s been an extremely easy transition. However, he is a guy and I am a girl, and we … Read more
Confusing Spring Fashion is Confusing
Written By: Kat There is a hint of warmth on the breeze and snow banks have receded to the furthest, dirtiest corners of the parking lots. It’s officially spring! Springtime brings me near tears with joy. After the stark monochrome landscape of winter, who isn’t fully anxious for those little green leaf buds to appear … Read more
Wakey, Wakey
Written By: Miss Ashley D I am a twenty five year old woman residing in my parents’ basement in a bellying out suburb in Upstate New York. I possess a General Equivalency Diploma which has defined me as a peer to any and all who managed to waltz across the stage at their high school … Read more
Confession of a Guys Girl
Written By: Bettie Camaro Sometimes I feel like I’ve spent the majority of my life in a man’s world. I know some will argue that the whole world is a man’s world, I disagree. But we can get to that later. I’m not sure if it would fall under the category of nature or nurture … Read more
