Pornography Roundtable
By Kat, Sheeny, and Barb As modern ladies, we are not ashamed to admit we enjoy sex. And not just modest missionary style, we like all the sex. We also occasionally (or frequently, whatever) watch pornography (but, but, you’re a … GIRL!). Because the porn industry is targeted toward a man-centric consumer base, it really gives … Read more
PostApocolyptic Survival for Ladies
Written By: Barbie l never used to give a shit about zombie anything and now it’s all I think about. Before I started watching The Walking Dead I thought that every single person that discussed this brain smashing program was insane and in need of something better to occupy their time with. Well, thanks to … Read more
Swallowing That Pill
Written By: Kat For about 7 years, every day of my life (well, okay, most days, because I was the worst at it) I ingested a tiny little pill. A round little pill from a 28 day pack, the kind of pack nearly 80% of women in the US have had in their bag at … Read more
Understanding Your Furry Friends
Written By: Kat Lots of people don’t like being labeled. They get offended by being categorized, and avoid labels at all costs. I, on the other hand, embrace labels. I like to collect labels, and enjoy learning how others have labeled me. I like to take on new roles, and finalize that role with a … Read more
I Like Your Stink. Let’s Share Bodily Fluids
Written by: Sheeny Do you like saving money? Sure, we all do. I am now saving $6 a year by not using deodorant. I’ll admit I was never a very vigilant deodorant user. I barely remember to brush my hair and wash my face, you think I remember to wipe a stick of chemicals under … Read more
Sexytime History Lesson
Written By: Mango 2012: an age where we are oversexed and at the same time, under stimulated. Nakedness and pornography is everywhere. We have no values. Skimpy models grace magazine covers, bare asses and side boobs on every primetime television show. Celebrity Sex tapes and Jersey Shore Smush Rooms on repeat and 50 Shades of … Read more
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Written By: Bettie Camaro Although I’ll often tout the life of a guy’s girl, I can’t even begin to imagine how lost I’d be without my ladies, especially one in particular. To this day, I strongly believe we would not have survived the evilness that is high school without each other. We helped each other … Read more
How To: Hook Up With A Girl
Written By: Sister Sylvia I know you’ve thought about it. Your girl friends are attractive, well dressed, and hilarious. Who WOULDN’T think about having sex with them? The girls on the subway seem so confident, your hair dresser has awesome boobs, and the waitress at the restaurant has this mischievous little smile. Sometimes even the … Read more
IUD Inserted
Written By: Bettie Camaro The IUD saga continues – and I am happy to finally report some progress! Like many unmarried 20-something-year-old women who have never had a baby, I found myself jumping through many hoops in order to attain the highly coveted IUD. If an IUD is something you have considered, please take my … Read more
How To: Squirting
Written By: Sister Sylvia There are fantasy creatures, like unicorns and mermaids. There are things people claim exist, like Big Foot. Then there is female ejaculation, which is the controversial alien abduction of orgasms. I assure you people, it really happens! Female ejaculation DOES exist! It is amazing how few people seem to understand … Read more
